I know, we've been down this road before...

But today has been a good spam day...

I got an email from "horny granny" - yep, horny granny... and the subject? "I'll give head til I drop dead"... I think we passed some kind of internet landmark today people...

Here is a letter from the brilliantly named Charity

Subject: hello

Hello,please write me at (charity4XXXXX@XXXX.com)
I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since
we have not known or meet ourselves previously I am asking for your
assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I
want to find out if it's possible for you to deal with individual as to
investment. My dear i will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me
to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now.I will
make my proposal well known to you. I would like to use this
opportunity to introduce myself to you. Well I am charity 22yer old girl from
Liberia in west Africa,i am a daughter of late Dr Tunde XXXXX My late
father was the personal advicer to the former head of state president
Charles Taylor who is now in exile, before the rebels attacked our house
one early morning killing my mother and my father It was only me that
is alive now, and i managed to make my way to near by country,
The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek your assistance
in the area of my future investment and also to help me to transfer the
money that he deposited in finacier company over to your possession.
the amount is (US10.5 Million dollars) he made this deposit some years
back,the money was deposited as a family tresure which i am the nest of
kin.I am now asking you to stand on my behalf as my partner, and in time
of claiming the money and investment as well. I have made up my mind to
offer you 25%of the total money, while the remaining will go into a
productive business for me or you take me as your daugther to manage the
money, As I have mention earlier I will make the procedure to this
transaction to be well know to you. Pls attach your direct and full contact
address as you reply to me. please contact me with this e-mail addrerss
so that i will give you the full information.
(charity4XXXXX@XXXXXX.com) Thanks and God Bless you,

Wow, I've never had an orphan with 10.5 million dollars ask to be adopted before... Hmm, what should I do? I've always wanted a daughter obviously...

And yet, I feel a little bit, like I imagine, Angelina Jolie might, because look whats next in my inbox...

From: Helen XXXXXXX
+225 XXXXX XXXXX
Email: helenXXXXXX@XXXXXX.com

I know that my message will come to you as a surprise
since I don’t know you in person or met with you
before, but I am of the believe that you would obliged
to come to my assistance .

I was, until recently, a Medical student of the
University of Abidjan, Ivory Coast West Africa. Late
last year October 2004, the Rebels in my Country
Struck our township and killed my parents and my only
sister in one of their attacks. My late Father, Guei
Kolonga being the former president.

Before his death he had a domicilary account with a
bank in Côte d'Ivoire, up to the tune of (Nine Million
Five Hundred Thousand dollars) . Please I need your
assistance getting this money tranferred to you for
investment and to be my guardian in investment.

You can reach me on this email:
helenXXXXXX@XXXXX.

Your Sincerely
HELEN.

Now I know Helen only has 9.5 Million dollars, but doesn't she seem sweeter?

Which one do you think I should adopt?