Tonight for your delight and delectation an unsolicited and obviously odd email that found its way to my gmail account...

Olga, whose email is printed below, without her permission - or indeed her knowledge clearly learnt English from some lost Victorian handbook - but it has a strange poetic quality to it...

Enjoy... and in answer to your potential questions...

1) No, I do not know who she is
2) No, I do not know how she thinks she knows me
3) No, I do not know what "restriction of the girl" is either...


I searched here for you very long and already
thought, that was not existing for
I suitable person. But when I saw your profile, me
At once it became interesting and that it in my
heart has pricked. I thought,
That it - the mark from above also has decided to
write to you this letter...
My name - Olga. I still very young, but very much
restriction of the girl.
Life of me checked up very much and now I write
you this letter.
Who knows, what with us will be tomorrow? But I
want to get acquainted with you and
Is simple to continue a stream of life.
I very lonely girl also search for the same
The lonely person who will steal my heart and will
open for me doors
In heart. My very serious purposes. I believe in
love in, and I believe this
The love always will carry out(spend) fortunately
and to creation fine families.
Certainly, the love may bring and is torn, but I
want it, these tears were only
Tears of happiness. Probably you may represent
me happiness, and I shall answer you
The same happiness.
I have chosen you from a set of people because
you seem to me such person,
With which it is possible to continue edge of light
and to not be afraid for life. You seem
To me very interesting and very clever person. I
think, that you have feeling
The humour and with you it will be never boring.
The same as well as with me...

I shall look forward to hearing from you very
much. Please, write to me on mine e-mail:
XXXXXX@hotmail.ru
I necessarily shall answer you, and I shall inform
more about me directly, and also I shall send
Photos. I have made a choice and it - YOU. Now
you make a choice and
Do not leave my letter without the answer. Will
entrust to heart, and listen only
Directly.
Have good time of days, it is sincere and with the
big interest, to you - OLga.