Crazy weird dreams recently...

Last night was particularly odd - but we'll get to that in a minute...

My all time weirdest dream involved - me on a Gulfstream Jet with George W Bush.

Yep.. and best of all we're standing back to back in the middle of the aisle - and belting out a song by Irish band "The Thrills"... everyone on board was loving it... He's not a bad singer you know...

Recent dreams include... A dream in which all the blondes I've ever dated were gathered in my office at work for a meeting... And another dream in which I was dating Beyonce - but which also involved an Irish myth - the legend of The salmon of Knowledge... famously cooked by Fionn McCool - for someone else - I can't remember who - anyway - he burns his thumb and puts it to his mouth - thus inadvertently gaining all of the knowledge - goes on to rule the world etc...

Last night was particularly weird... As I drifted off to sleep I got a series of text messages... and the other person just didn't know when to quit - it went on and on... and I think it must have crossed over into my dreams... Anyway - very convoluted dream sequence involving a friend of mine - Romanian bodyguards and all sorts of madness....

But the worst part was the events kept occuring one after the other in the dream - like a series of text messages - so I never felt like I was asleep - and I kept waking up anticipating something awful...

Not the best nights sleep I've ever had...

And, I was up at 6.30 cos I wanted to go to the gym before work... Sheesh!

Hi, Hello and welcome back...

God I sound awfully moody sometimes...

Anyway, maybe things aren't quite that grim...

Today - I have been mostly cheerful - apart from a brief flash of rage at the idiots who run our country...

I received two ridiculous letters this morning - It is beyong me how one sad lonely psycho who writes a letter of complaint can force so many people to agree with them... But that's kind of a by the way....

I'll return tomorrow with some properly structured thoughts... I promise