I've been waiting for some time to see it... I know it's coming...

The interminable Sky News polls...

"That's right Jeremy, here's today's hot topic...

Have you ever taken part in a pointless text poll?

Just text Yes now to 55555 or No to 55555 texts cost what seems like a small amount of money, but considering we have so many idiots glued to the screen itching for a chance to send a text you'd be suprised how much we make even after the operators take their 50% cut...

And best of all, it looks like news...

We're back with a complete non story about a kangaroo - after the break...