You know if the blog ever becomes successful, I'll have a staff of writers...

Then you'll log on one day and see...

"Welcome to this evenings edition of From here I Can See Ireland's Eye, Liam is on hiatus, I'm Pete McPeteypetersenpete... Good Evening"

Anyway, in the absence of staff writers, I have to explain not one, not two, not three, but I think 4 days absence...

Do you want the short or the long version?

Well, here is the short version... In five word sentences

Friday, awards, won nothing, drunk
Saturday, out, drunk, all good
Sunday, quiet, walked on pier
Monday, London, secret, party, Woohoo!

And that is 4 days in 20 words...

Beat that, word economy bloke...

And as if it's not enough that I have to put up with him being drunk and paternal, now Rick is texting me to say, "where's the blog entry?" in a tone of voice...

Hmmph

Impatience is clearly a virtue for him...

Now, I had something to say... what was it?

The document is finished, London rocked... Damn it, can't remember...

Tomorrow then?